Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. That’s just my new perfume, cannabis flower."
then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING
I TALK ABOUT THIS SERIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me